There's those who say
There is a day
When Rinwhin will invite
Some bards to test
While on a quest
To find his secret site.
Those bards are culled
Until he's mulled
To find the one that's right
Not just most brave
Not talented knave
Not just the one most bright-
Not just those three
But one with "Whee"
Shall gain boon from this fight.
And you, yes you
Are among the few
He's chosen for this plight.
So gather your sword,
Your courage. Head toward
The Adventurer's Guild tonight.
For there you'll learn
For what to yearn
And maybe you just might
Within the year
Perhaps you'll hear
Or possibly catch sight-
If you try hard-
Of greatest bard
Rinwhin! Boredom's Blight!